Hor-RIFF-ic Productions: Monster Squad

How can a movie with Dracula, Frankenstein, the Mummy, Wolfman, and the Creature from the Black Lagoon be bad? Exhibit A: The Monster Squad.

Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riffers, Gary and Erin Slasher, are primed to rip this 80s childhood favorite limb from limb. Yes, even the little girl, that @#$%&!

In case you’re not familiar with this Goonies knock-off, here’s what you’re in for:

Science… I dig it man!

Armadillos… wait, what?

Nards… they’re everywhere!

Fat Kid News… All fat kids, All the time.

The most inept monsters ever… Bogus!

Scary German Guy… is there another kind?

Special Guest: Brad Dracula!

So gather up the kiddies for some family un-friendly fun with your favorite killer comedians. Please be sure you bring at least one virgin! (Don’t worry, that one time doesn’t count.)