Hor-RIFF-ic Productions: Phantasm

Once again, Hor-RIFF-ic Productions has risen from the dead--this time with their latest victim, the cult phenomenon: PHANTASM!

Aided in this massive undertaking (Get it? Because cemetery?), Gary and Erin Slasher obtained the assistance of several riff submission writers for their long-overdue return. They will still have to dig deep in order to overcome the craziest and most unhinged film yet. (Trust us we consulted a latch engineer!) Prepare yourself for:

- Blowing Leaves!
- Incestual Overtones!
- Non-stop Tombstone Action!
- Barrels of Fun...and Dwarves!
- Flashbacks of Flashbacks of Flashbacks!

Bonus: ICE CREAM!!!!

So be sure to pick up your copy of the much anticipated Hor-RIFF-ic Productions riff track--sure to be out of this world (*winky face*). If you don't like it....well....it was the writers' fault!